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JOSH BROLIN Posts Throwback Drunk Photo To Celebrate 5 Years of Being Sober

Renuel Fallore

Posted at January 09, 2019


Josh Brolin took to Instagram to share a milestone. In celebration of his fifth year of being sober, the 50-year-old actor who played Avengers: Infinity War's ultimate villain Thanos shared a throwback photo of what seems to be one of his drunken nights out.

Though the photo may seem fun, Josh clearly discourages people from getting drunk as he artistically defines it as "when you think you're having a rip roaring time and the next morning you wake up and your brain has broken into a frenzied beehive and your body is shattered shards of sharp glass desperately searching for what fits and your spirit is being eaten by worms with great white bloodied teeth and your heart has shriveled into a black prune churning your intestines to the point where dysentery feels attractive" in the caption. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Drunk: when you think you’re having a rip roaring time and the next morning you wake up and your brain has broken into a frenzied beehive and your body is shattered shards of sharp glass desperately searching for what fits where and your spirit is being eaten by worms with great white bloodied teeth and your heart has shriveled into a black prune churning your intestines to the point where dysentery feels attractive and you can’t remember anything you did so you roll out of bed over last night’s urine and you dial your best friend’s phone number because you recall him lifting you over his head, your whole self, before you hit and broke through the drywall and, you think, a large aquarium and the phone on the other end rings and he picks it up, that clambering for a phone, the clumsiness of a hardline, and you say: “What did I do last night?!” and he answers, after a great pause: “...Dude...”. #5years

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The Oscar nominee continued the graphic description that might as well be a scene from a movie: "You can’t remember anything you did so you roll out of bed over last night’s urine and you dial your best friend’s phone number because you recall him lifting you over his head, your whole self, before you hit and broke through the drywall and, you think, a large aquarium and the phone on the other end rings and he picks it up, that clambering for a phone, the clumsiness of a hardline, and you say: ‘What did I do last night?!’ and he answers, after a great pause: ‘…Dude…' #5years."

Celebrities and fans alike commended Josh for his 5-year sobriety, including Aquaman star Jason Momoa who commented, "Congrats bud."

Way to go, Josh! May your cleaner living inspire more people. The fourth Avengers film titled Avengers: Endgame is hitting cinemas April 26.

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